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The statistician yells, Yes! We got 'em!" The chemist takes a shot and misses 5 feet to the right. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5 feet to the left. Their idea of a catalyst:ĭid you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.Ī biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The best chemists would definitely not be pet owners. The politically-aware chemistry student protested by carrying a picket sign that stated: "Free Radicals Now!"

They would go crazy in jail, a Silicon.

And if they stole it, the police would Cesium.

Ah, barium anyway, just to see how he reacts.

They should have seen the doctor first, he'd Curium.

What does one do with a dead body? Barium in a krypt-on.

I heard hamburger has less energy than steak because hamburger is in the ground state. Why did the student fail the cadaver lab? What does an anatomist give you when she is mad? Q: What did the biologist couple name their twins? A: One was Jessica and the other one was Control Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you Q: Where does a hippopotamus go to university? A: Hippocampus Q: What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.